The Bondage Workshop - Self Bondage Sitting Spreader Bar Tie.

Are you sitting comfortable? Or have you inserted the necessary anal plug or vibrator held snugly in place by a tight crotch rope?
Then I'll begin.

First strap on your neck collar. Then the leather ankle and wrist cuffs. Padlock a small spreader bar to the collar and let it drop between the breast.
Attach a longer spreader bar to the ankles and padlock that onto place so that only one end is attached to both ankles.
If you wish to make it harder for yourself, a spreader bar can be tied at the knees keeping your legs a apart.
Put on your gag, blindfold and turn on your vibrators. I prefer a steady medium pace as it drives me nuts that it is not quite powerful enough to make me come for a while. Then with the another padlock, lock the wrists and the two ends of the spreader bars together. You may wish to substitute handcuffs here for ease of putting them on. It's quite fiddly using the padlocks so use larger sized ones.

Now where did you put your key? Is it in another room? Frozen into a cup of water? The room sure feels strange when you cant see it, Oops, watch the chair you bumped into. Is the vibrator working its magic touch on you? How long will it take for the bloody ice to melt? Why did I use the short spreader bar from the neck to the wrists - I cant move my wrists down enough to turn the vibrator off - Oh God I am coming again, and I am getting sore. Should use more KY jelly next time.

BUGGER IT!
I SHOULDN'T HAVE SHUT THE LOUNGE DOOR WHEN I PUT THE KEY IN THE DINING ROOM . . .

Yes I have tried this position, and yes I did shut the door.
I managed to get to the door after a while, after I bumped into what seemed like all the furniture in the room.
I edged my blindfold off against the wall, managed to get to a semi kneeling position and sort of chin the door handle open.
I'll have to think things through a bit better next time I do this stuff.
Note to self - Find a way to keep a blind fold on for longer.

Happy bondage.
Emma x