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Sunday, 4 April 2010

30 things Porn has taught us . . .

Happy Easter.
I trust the kinky bondage bunny bought you lots of chocolate to rub over each other when you play ;-))

For those of you who have taken the time to answer the poll thank very much.
For those in two minds, please keep the poll answers coming, and remember to answer all the questions down the side. There are 6 or seven of them. Its all anonymous and if you want to leave a comment or email me please do so. The email address is at the top of the screen under the banner.

Now down to business. I saw this on the web about Porn so had to share it.
Surely number 2 isn't right, especially as they haven't number 25'd yet, lol


30 things Porn has taught us . . .

1. Women wear high heels to bed

2. Men are always rock hard and ready to go

3. When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he has sex with her

5. Woman smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with cum

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob

8. Women always orgasm when men do

9. A blowjob will always get a woman off of a speeding ticket

10. All women are noisy fucks

11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo playing in the background

12. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt

13. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum

14. If there is two of them they high five each other (and the girl isn't disgusted)

15. Double penetration makes women smile

16. Asian men don't exist

17. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend fucking in the bushes, the boyfriend won't have even the slightest problem with you jamming your cock in his girlfriends mouth

18. Nurses suck patients' cocks

19. Men always pull out

20. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only momentarily be pissed off before fucking you both

21. Women never have headaches....or periods

22. When a woman is sucking a mans cock it is important for him to remind her to suck it

23. Assholes are clean

24. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a mans trousers and find a cock there

25. Men don't have to beg

26. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip

27. Every guy has a penis as big as Peter North

28. All women are completely bald

29. Any girl with pigtails is a teen

30. Any other girl is a MILF


Happy Bondage.
Emma x