This Blog contains themes and discussions of an adult nature!


You can find me at emmasbound@yahoo.co.uk
I finally embraced technology and joined Twitter @99emmabound99

Please note, my blog contains themes and discussions of an adult nature. If you are easily offended by that please do not read any further!

Emma

Thursday, 30 September 2010

"My Favorite Things" Based on the performance by Julie Andrews - Sound of Music

"My Favorite Things" Based on the performance by Julie Andrews - Sound of Music
"My Favorite S&M Things" Parody by Parody Princess



Spankings with paddles and corsets of leather
Hot wax from candles and tickling with feathers
Ankles and wrists that are tied up with string.
These are my favorite S&M things

Four inch stilettos with black fishnet stockings
Blindfolds and handcuffs and harsh verbal mocking
Big cat ‘o nine tails leaves welts that will sting
These are my favorite S&M things

Black vinyl collars with spikes made of metal
Hood with a zipper, a harness with buckles
Clamps on your nipples will cause you to scream
These are my favorite S&M things

When a bone breaks
When the whip stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad

Wrist straps and horse whips and shackles for binding
Scratch down your back, put a brand on your hiney
Clamps on your nipples will cause you to scream
These are my favorite S&M things

Four inch stilettos with black fishnet stockings
Blindfolds and handcuffs and harsh verbal mocking
Big cat ‘o nine tails leaves welts that will sting
These are my favorite S&M things

Black vinyl collars with spikes made of metal
Hood with a zipper, a harness with buckles
Ball gags that muffle those terrified screams
These are my favorite S&M things

When a bone breaks
When the whip stings
When I'm feeling sad
I think of my favorite S&M things
And then I don't feel so bad


Any takers for this on the X Factor or Britains Got Talent?
I would watch those shite reality shows if they played something like this.
Here is the website I noticed it on. Drop by and check it out.
http://www.whatfreaks.com/parody/60s/julieandrewssoundofmusic0.shtml

Emma x

No comments: