"My Favorite Things" Based on the performance by Julie Andrews - Sound of Music
"My Favorite S&M Things" Parody by Parody Princess
Spankings with paddles and corsets of leather
Hot wax from candles and tickling with feathers
Ankles and wrists that are tied up with string.
These are my favorite S&M things
Four inch stilettos with black fishnet stockings
Blindfolds and handcuffs and harsh verbal mocking
Big cat ‘o nine tails leaves welts that will sting
These are my favorite S&M things
Black vinyl collars with spikes made of metal
Hood with a zipper, a harness with buckles
Clamps on your nipples will cause you to scream
These are my favorite S&M things
When a bone breaks
When the whip stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
Wrist straps and horse whips and shackles for binding
Scratch down your back, put a brand on your hiney
Clamps on your nipples will cause you to scream
These are my favorite S&M things
Four inch stilettos with black fishnet stockings
Blindfolds and handcuffs and harsh verbal mocking
Big cat ‘o nine tails leaves welts that will sting
These are my favorite S&M things
Black vinyl collars with spikes made of metal
Hood with a zipper, a harness with buckles
Ball gags that muffle those terrified screams
These are my favorite S&M things
When a bone breaks
When the whip stings
When I'm feeling sad
I think of my favorite S&M things
And then I don't feel so bad
Any takers for this on the X Factor or Britains Got Talent?
I would watch those shite reality shows if they played something like this.
Here is the website I noticed it on. Drop by and check it out.
http://www.whatfreaks.com/parody/60s/julieandrewssoundofmusic0.shtml
Emma x
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