So a sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are sitting around a campfire. The night starts to wane down and they get bored so the sadist pitches an idea: "Why don't we torture a cat?
The zoophile says "Yeah! we'll torture a cat and then fuck it!"
The murderer says "Yeah, we'll torture a cat, fuck it, then kill it!"
The necrophile says "Yeah, we'll torture a cat, fuck it, kill it, then fuck it again!"
The pyromaniac says "Yeah, we'll torture a cat, fuck it, kill it, fuck it again, and then set it on fire!"
Everyone then turns to the strangely quiet masochist, who looks at his feet and quietly says "meow".
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It was bad enough to bring a titter from my lips anyway.
Emma x
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