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Friday, 29 October 2010

More Halloween jokes and a few pics.

Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men

1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet
you with a smile.
3. One usually makes a better pie.
4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!
5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another
6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.
7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled
head to begin with.
8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.

Question: Why don't witches ever have babies?
Answer: Warlocks have hollow weenies.

Question: Why can't Witches have babies?
Answer: Because their husbands have crystal balls


Remember now, if you dont give enough sweeties to the kids, they may end up playing a naughty trick on you and leave you all tied up and gagged like in the pictures.
Obviously I am hoping to run out of chocs and stuff early this year :-D

Emma x

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