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Wednesday, 10 December 2014

"Mass Face Sitting Day" - 12th December 2014

Sorry I haven't been around much of late. After wanting to take time off after finishing the job from hell, I seem to have walked into another one almost at once. Yep supper accountant that I am, I have already proved they need to write a massive profit back to the P&L of GBP 150,000. Should have asked for commission. By next week I am hoping to find £300k

So back to the fun stuff.

This Friday is "Mass Face Sitting Day" at the Houses of Parliament in London (UK) as a protest at Porn censorship. Yep it appears to be a real event! The Audiovisual Media Services Regulations 2014 banned a number of legal acts from UK pornography including spanking, female ejaculation and humiliation on 1 December on the grounds they could be dangerous and might encourage home ‘re-enactments’.

So it appears you cant watch slap and tickle anymore just in case you try it at home and tickle someone to hard they don't enjoy it. Trying to make a Chick squirt may be a health and safety no no now, in case she squirts on a power point and blows herself up!

What is the world coming to?

It now seems that the yoof of the day wont be able to watch porn online soon to see how to really have sex with someone. Not that they will do that, as kids these days only have boyfriends and girlfriends in virtual reality form. 900 Facebook friends and not one they really know or see in real life lol.

They can only talk text speak which to old farts like me and Peter, doesn't make much sense, so we wouldn't try to converse with them anyway.

So back to the "Face Sitting Protest Day". If I am sitting on someone's face, would it be bad manners to wriggle about a lot? If you have a ten inch tongue then email me!

Have a look at the article and let me know what you think.

Happy Bondage
Emma x

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