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Thursday, 27 August 2009

Allo Allo - Bondage before the watershed, could it be possible?

Howdy guys and gals out there in Bondageland.

Does anyone remember the BBC comedy series Allo Allo? Yes you say? Well it does keep getting repeated due to the lack of good new material.

And what exactly do they spend our licence fees on you may ask? Taxis, posh lunches and Chavy reality TV programmes that make a mockery of Andy Warhols 15 minutes of fame!

Seems a bit of a shame that talentless people get to present home make over shows; and what the hell do we need to see The Apprentice for?

I know its on C4, but the decline of Big Brother could be the start of a revolution to wash this rubbish TV from our screens. Well lets hope anyway.

Now back to the clip. Allo Allo even had bondage! Yep on a daytime TV show before the 9pm watershed too. Now as my friend Bob said the other day, we should bring some Bondage TV into the mainstream. It's got to be better than Come Dancing, or Songs of Praise on the weekend TV!

Sorry its not in English, but there are girls in lingerie, and they are tied up and escape. So happy bondage.
Emma x

Monday, 24 August 2009

Charlotte plays with her man and the Hitachi wand

This inspired me to play with my Peter the same way.

I came across this video the last week and at the weekend, I tried the same thing out on my Peter. I spreadeagled him to the bed and jumped on him and started to tease him. He went hard thinking I was going to climb on top and have sex. But evil little me just sat on his chest stroking his cock for a while then I got off and plugged in the wand.

I rolled a condom on his cock so he didn't splash his cum all over the bed, and went to work on his cock with the wand. He loved the big head of the wand vibrating his glands, and I had him moaning in ecstasy, but when I eased the wand down his cock to his balls he would have jumped a foot in the air and bucked me off if he hadn't have been tied up.

Peter has the most sensitive balls of all the guys I have been with. I had to ball gag him really tightly, but he still he almost shouted the house down. He really hated me putting it on his balls, especially his right one.

Well I only teased his balls for 6 or 7 minutes, and I did almost have him crying too as a result, but when I put the wand against the head of his cock he came a bucket load into the condom. He just seemed to keep spurting.

I dont think he will let me tie him up for a little whilem as he says he still aches a bit down below.

I'll just have to play with the Hitachi by myself for a while. Ah well, it will be his loss, lol.

Happy bondage.
Emma x

Tuesday, 4 August 2009

I am in a huff so its time to clear the air. . .

Howdy to you guys and gals out there in bondageland. It has been a little while so I thought I would log on and talk about something.

The only trouble with that is, I am a tad angry with my ex boss, so when I vent my spleen, I my be a tad biased.

Well to the point that has made me angry.

Some of you may know, as I talk with some of you via emails, I am currently unemployed.

I am not sponging of the state either,as I got a little package when it happened.
Being an Australian I don't think I should claim, even if I have worked in the UK on and off for over 10 years. I see your benefits as really only being used for you Brits that put in to it, and thus deserve to take it back out when the wolf comes to the door, so not really for us foreigners.

So,now you see some of my principals and how I tick.

Anyway I was outplaced and went up town to London today to see a job consultant. It was paid for by the company that made me redundant, so I have to make use of it, as they were really generous with this package.

So there I was, thinking, as it was a morning meeting to discuss cv's, skill requirements, how to sell yourself etc; I would arrange to meet one of my ex bosses for lunch.

He had bought me lunch one afternoon when he knew I was leaving, so it was my turn to repay the favour so to speak, and anyway I enjoy his company too. I arranged the time, the pub, had the mobile phone on etc, but 2 hours later and not so much as a by your leave for an explanation as to why he didn't turn up. I had even emailed him prior too, as he has been late on the odd occasion, if this was to be the case, to let me know. Anything wrong with that I ask you?

Oh. And just to make sure he doesn't come down the pub when I am not there, I text him not to do so, when I left.

Thinking back on it, I must have turned into a "brain dead little bint" as you Poms like to say to us girls some times.

Yep that would be a fair assumption, but you guys can be really rude when you don't phone back too. It makes me really angry that some of you guys (and girls) think that as "you" are out of sight and out of mind "you" can get away with not reacting or responding to someone. Ever hurt any ones feelings? Well I don't go off crying, I go and make a sarcastic comment to you. "Sarcasm may not be the best form of wit" (which I have to disagree), but it is the best, and the funniest if you know how to drive the point home. Oh and I have a Blog to bitch on too!

What I have noticed by being out of the game, is that people who work in London over the last 10 years or so, have turned into arrogant and rude people. My ex boss not showing up just added icing to the cake. It is a lot more noticeable because now I don't go to town everyday. I came up in casual clothing last week and some of the blokes were barging past and pushing me into the road!

No problem today as I had a business suit and heels on. So what the hell is that all about then? You think someone fits into the city of London and you give them a bit of respect? It shouldn't work that way!

So I thought I would let you guys know a thing or too here! If you stand a girl up on a date, we really do hold it in our little brain boxes. And we always hold it against you for the next big argument, and many other arguments to come!

So beware!

There. That has made me feel all better now. Lol.
E x

Saturday, 1 August 2009


Originally uploaded by rasmus_art
There you are walking along in the fields, when you spy a lovely lady handcuffed to a pole.
Well one would have to open her blouse a little, and maybe take a picture with your mobile phone camera . . . .

E x