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Tuesday, 25 December 2018

Sunday, 23 December 2018

The First Day of Christmas

Okay where did the year go?

For me I got a full time job, so no more job contracts cleaning up other peoples accounting crap!
You have to wonder how some people ever get employed. Then you sit back and ponder how they ever earn't more than you do when they have been so incompetent in the first place. Well the compromise is that I now don't have as much spare time to play my kinky fetish games.

This is also the first time in years that I feel so far behind with Christmas. I was last minute shopping Friday. As the summer was so nice we ate out cooking in the garden so the Kitchen extractor hood wasn't fixed after it blew up. Last weekend Peter finally managed to track a descent extractor hood down after finding our size hasn't been made for years and years. All the ones we looked at are bigger in size and we had to half demolish/half cut out the void to fit it in. Then the pipes wouldn't join and we had to order a reducer pipe which got lost in the post.

Yay! They finally found it and Hubbs spent three hours putting it all back together and trying to screw the holding screws in that are obviously so fiddly and stupidly placed; but make everything look super-dooper from an aesthetic point of view but so badly designed for a fitters point. Christmas dinner can now be cooked without the kitchen turning into a huge steam bath.

So before I run along and make the Christmas mince pies that should have been made during the last week, I thought I would chill out a little and look for some lovely Christmas fetish for my lovely readers.

Have a lovely Christmas and I hope Santa brings you all your kinky desires.
Emma xxx

Sunday, 28 October 2018

A Witches Halloween Bonking Ordeal

I came across this cute Halloween clip on and Thought I would attach the link for you to see .
The witch is cute and the Skeleton has an obvious "Boner" and is giving the Witch some candy.
Okay, that's enough of the sexual innuendoes lol, enjoy the clip.

Emma xxx

Sunday, 21 October 2018

Lisa . . . its for you lol

These pictures are for my friend Lisa who is a bit down at the moment.

So the question is . . .
Top or Bottom?
Why? Discuss.
Emma xxx

Sunday, 5 August 2018

Jennifer Lawrence Red Sparrow - Dungeon bondage and water torture scene

I had watched the 70's French film the Histoire d'O/The Story of O and a whole heap of bondage films that erred on the side of women roped and vibrated since the web became the main way bondage producers started to sell their kinky wares online.

I had also seen the James Bond film Casino Royale where a really buff and hot Daniel Craig gets his balls whipped by Le Chiffre. (Did I say he had an amazing body lol). For good bondage in a mainstream film though, I believe you need to revisit the film noir from the forties to the late nineteen fifties, and most cop or Sci Fi or cowboy TV shows from the sixties to the mid eighties.

That was when bondage in the movies and on TV seems to have gone pear shaped. Women's empowerment and not to be seen as an object of desire or as a helpless damsel became the norm. What with the Hollywood leading ladies demanding equal pay and no nudity and I wont do anything that fucks with my good publicity etc; and the fall out from that sleazebag Weinstein, who allegedly (for legality), scared and then slept his way through Hollywood.

Well lets just say I was a little surprised that Jennifer Lawrence who stars in Red Sparrow ends up ball tied, bound to a frame in a basement, with her hands behind her back pulled up to the ceiling while water tortured. Yes she is naked too.

I hadn't wanted to see the film until this little tit bit came to my attention, so drop me a note to let me know if you have seen the film and how it rates. Is it up there?

Remember that everyone knows Spinal Tap,the greatest movie ever, is an Eleven, because everyone else is a Ten! (Do you remember the amplifier scene?). So drop me a line if you also agree or disagree on the noir comment or about bondage in TV. I am always interested hearing what you guy and gals out there in Bondageland think.

Catch her in this clip here

Enjoy. Emma xxx

Thursday, 2 August 2018

Mummification Self Bondage

Well, I have been pondering the art of mummification for a bit now.

I have been to Egypt to see the real things as well  as the Louvre and the British Museum. But the way the Egyptians did things seems a little "inescapable". Extracting ones brains through ones nostrils doesn't really appeal. However a little bondage in some bandages or tape for a little while seems like an idea way to travel back to that womb like experience some of us crave and try to emulate.

So how would one go about wrapping them selves up in tape or bandages to make a self bondage scenario?

Then, I came across a little video clip and saw the light. Click on the link below to see how its been done. But do take heed of the advise, that its pretty difficult to escape from.

Emma xxx

Saturday, 21 July 2018

The Bondage Workshop - Crotchropes with toys 3

Here is the last one for now on how to tie a wand vibrator into a crotchrope.

I have tried several ways to tie wands into a crotchrope and you can't shake any of them off the sweet spot. When the rope is passed through the legs like in the above tie, you tie a knot around the bulb of the wand and it cinches the wand onto your clitoris. Once your hands are helpless and you can't untie the ropes; you are forced to come over and over.

Enjoy our video clip.

Emma xxx

The Bondage Workshop - Crotchropes with toys 2

Here is yet another way to tie a wand vibrator into a crotchrope.

I have tried several ways to tie wands into a crotchrope and you can't shake any of them off the sweet spot. When the rope is passed through the legs like in the above tie, you tie a knot around the bulb of the wand and it pulls the wand closer onto your clitoris. Once your hands are helpless and you can't untie the ropes; you are forced to come over and over.

Click on the link below to see our video clip.

Emma xxx

Thursday, 12 July 2018

The Bondage Workshop - Crotchrope with toys

Here is another crotchrope tie for you. Clip is below.

Crotchropes with toys

Emma xx

The Bondage Workshop - Charlotte Ties A Crotchrope With A Wand Vibrator

Want to tie a vibrator into your crotchrope? Here's a little something Charlotte and I  put together for you. When the crotchrope comes back between the legs and is knotted around the bulb of the wand .... well lets just say its not going to be shaken off your sweet spot.

Enjoy the clip below.

Charlotte Ties A Crotchrope With A Wand Vibrator

Emma xx

The Bondage Workshop - Charlotte ties a crotchrope

Check out the video clip we made below.

Charlotte ties a crotchrope

Emma xx

Sunday, 8 July 2018

England has gone nuts on Football . . .

They say that the UK economy has been boosted by £2.7 billion because of the English teams football success. Well the last few weeks I was left in the lurch trying to reconcile my claims bordereau statements while everyone in the office was watching the football every day on the internet and doing basically sweet F@#~ All!

Do you guys have to watch every game in the office even if it isn't England? I would have thought everyone spending the first two weeks of the tournament doing bugger all would have lost the economy £2.7 billion!

So after yet another week of football and the poms going nuts and overdosing on burnt snags on the barbie and trying to drink the country dry in ninety minutes  . . . which must have be real ale due to the CO2 shortage for lager . . .  everyone seems high on the jubilation of a possible world cup final.

Well that led me to trawl the internet for a bit of inspiration on how to deal with those moaning wives and girlfriends like myself that have no interest in football.

If you guys are asked to take the dustbins out, don't moan and say I'll do it at half time! Just do it. You will see your blowjob and sex quotient increase rather than us getting catty and pissing you off by deliberately saying stuff like doesn't Harry Kane have beautiful eyes and awesome thighs!

Now the great Dave Annis came up with a brilliant cartoon, and I saw a picture of Jasmine Sinclair looking pretty awesome in a England football jersey.


That's more my enjoyment of sporting prowess.
Emma xxx

Sunday, 24 June 2018

Howdy Guys and Gals out there in Bondageland.

So as we all know by now it's the Football World Cup out in Russia.

Yep real football played by kicking the ball for ninety minutes; not throwing an oval shaped pig bladder ten yards and waiting for an advert break before the next play to be made for our American friends out there! (And just another mute point. The World Series in Baseball isn't really a world series if none of the other countries bar America and Canada play in it!)

Well anyway that's the sum of my sporting knowledge and I am trying to avoid it all.

I posted on Twitter that I need to be bound gagged ear plugged and hooded for the next few weeks until its all over. I would have my fun being teased and vibrated all day while trying my best to get free and failing miserably, but also avoiding all the major football upsets, woes and poor results that always come of it all.

So in my desperation to avoid all this I came across an amazing picture of Lily Allen on Twitter in a leather catsuit. She looks incredible.

I would let her domme me dressed like that. If she wanted to be cruel to me she could sing ha ha. (Okay that's a joke as I like her songs.)

I also came across the following that made me chuckle. It's about a couple of parents letting their kids have a gang of kids over for a sleep over.


 Well you know what happens next.

Emma xxx

Saturday, 19 May 2018

Happy decade to me - one of my first blog articles was about Dave Annis . . .

It's a happy birthday to the blog.
Its now just over ten years since I published my first article on the blog.
One of the first was about the great Dave Annis; bondage rigger and cartoon extraordinaire was my first post. He also gave me permission to include a couple of his cartoons on here. I am still amaze how he runs a bondage website, ties up the chicks, and still produces a story in every cartoon he creates.

There are plenty of up coming bondage events and awards. If you see his name on the list give him a vote.

Emma xxx

Dave's sites where you can check out his stuff:-

Royal Weddng, football or hooded and bound and gagged for the afternoon?

Well its been a while since I posted things here. New job after the nightmare position I was at before.
Its not really my thing so I am learning new skills so had to ease off on the bondage and kink malarkey for a bit. It sucks, how work gets in the way of what you want to do for the day lol

Anyway. Its the Royal wedding today and I seem to have missed most of that. (Dress was nice though lol and Harry seems the fun one of the lot of them and better looking too!)

Anyway, so what with their day taking up every bloody page and TV channel of news for the last month; and the football on this afternoon. It got me thinking.
Do I become a footie wife or just accept the fact I would prefer to have him tie me up tight so the pips squeak and then earplug and ballgag me; then hood me and leave me to struggle all afternoon?

Emma xxx