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Emma

Saturday, 11 November 2017

Man who built his own masturbation machine




I came across this funny clip of a guy who builds his own "suck off" machine.
He built it because he had hurt his wrist using the suck off toy so much after his girlfriend had dumped him.

$30 for the toy.
$500 for the parts and materials.
Being shown modelling the suck off toy on Youtube.com,  priceless!

Tuesday, 31 October 2017

Mwa ha ha ha, Mwa ha ha ha ha . Happy Halloween

Its that time of the year where all the little kiddies dress up as witches and goblins and come knocking on the door for Trick or Treats.

I maybe an Aussie living in the UK but I got into Halloween as a kid with all the camp cheesy late night horror shows on the gogglebox.

When I lived in Canada for a year as a teenager (12 yrs old at the time) we went trick or treating.
Its massive in the US and Canada.

It was treats all the way, as that is the mentality out there. Everyone enjoys it.

Here in the UK its getting a little better but doesn't have the same vibe. If you are out for Halloween in the UK tonight, then only go to the houses that have dressed and decorated for the event or have pumpkins on the door step. I am afraid its the place where it is all or nothing.

The funny thing is that it is Celtic immigrants from Ireland, Scotland and North England and Wales that took the jack o lanterns to the Americas. They were turnips carried about with a candle inside to guide the way. Until they found something bigger to cut up like Pumpkins.

Samhain and Halloween are an old European celebration for Summers end. The pagan influence was why All Saints Day is the 1st November. Religion oppressing the older beliefs once again. Okay they burnt crops and sacrificed animals celebrating the death of the old year and the rebirth of a new year to come. It was a harvest festival in effect. As a result of the church creating All Saints day, the 31st October became All Hallows Eve then this was shortened to Halloween.

The late 1800s and the early 1900s was when the Americans amalgamated all the old European traditions and created a communal countrywide celebration to bring people and communities together, which is why it is so big there and why there are Halloween parties all over the place.

Okay okay. You want the good stuff right. Here is a link to a kinky little video for you to enjoy.

https://xhamster.com/videos/kristine-s-halloween-8467724

Enjoy the pictures and have a happy Halloween.










    

Wednesday, 16 August 2017

Work Orgasm Booths - the way forward?


I came across this news item on Yahoo this morning.
 
Women can now go to an "orgasm booth" they can book so they can de-stress and have an orgasm during work time.
You get an orgasm master class (lets hope the therapist isn't a guy, because we have more than one erogenous zone than just our clits!), then an hour in the both to unload and come.
 
Okay. Who's up for this yet? Most women would pop to the loo and just use their fingers. Okay. Not as nice an environment, I grant you, but sure, I have gone to the loo to get off at work. I know of a few guys that do it at work too.  
 
Hygiene? I don't really want to lay in sheets some other woman has been in, or in her "wet patch." Believe it or not, some women can ejaculate too, just not semen!
 
Okay. Most women cant have an orgasm through sex with their guy. So is this pop up booth around the place going to help? For you yes. Maybe, but for the relationship probably not. Go home get the guy relaxed. Be relaxed yourself and just touch each other all over. Make sure in a non selfish way he spends more time on you to get the mood going and then jump on top of him and you control the stroke and rhythm and are not letting him come to early.
 
 

Tuesday, 1 August 2017

S & M (joke)

S & M

Sue and Sally met at their 30th class reunion, and they hadn't seen each other since graduation. They began to talk and started to bring each other up to date on their lives. The conversation covered their husbands, their children, homes, etc. and finally got around to their sex lives.
Sue said "It's OK. We get it on every week or so but it's no big adventure, how's yours?"
Sally replied "It's just great, ever since we got into S&M."
Sue was aghast. "Really Sally, I never would have guessed that you would go for that."
"Oh, sure," said Sally, "He snores while I masturbate."

Sunday, 30 July 2017

The Damsel Movie




Now we have all grown up dreaming of being the next movie star and dressing up in Mom's wardrobe (and yes I am including you blokes that did it and now deny it lol).
Here is a little cartoon of a Damsel acting in such a movie with a naughty director. Now I wouldn't mind that kind of casting couch activity to get the part.

Emma xx

Monday, 19 June 2017

Four against poor Amber


 
 
https://xhamster.com/movies/5914922/four_against_little_amber_unfair.html

Here is a wonderful link to a video clip of poor Amber Michaels who has come up against four masked bandits intent on tying her up. Can she break free and raise the alarm . . .

Sunday, 11 June 2017

The Bondage Workshop - How to escape from ZipTie bondage

I came across an interesting article on the web yesterday on how to escape zip ties.
"Wait." You say. "You mean there are more ways to do that, than just cutting the bloody things off your wrists?"

Why sure there is.

If your hand are bound in front of you. Use your fingers or your teeth and tighten the zip ties at tight as they can go. Yes this goes against everything you have heard. Make it loose and slip your wrists out is the logical conclusion. Well if you are zip tied then the thing you want to do bust the very tiny bar that ratchets the plastic tie. Raise your very tightly tied wrists in the air above your head and in one fell swoop of the wrists, bring then down into your pelvis as hard as you can. If your elbows are wide and the wrists hit firmly in the middle of your pelvis, this forces your wrists to wrench apart. Yes. It will probably hurt a bit but with the pressure on the plastic bar creating that ratchet holding you tight will all be focused here, firstly as your wrist pulls sideways apart in force, and secondly in a backward and forward motion too. This will create enough pressure to break hat little plastic tab that holds the zip tie in its ratcheted form. Yay. You are free.

Okay what if I don't want to punch myself to do that?

Well you still have to break that little bar. Can you find something that you can jam into the plastic box where the bar is creating that ratchet? A nail piece of metal or a credit card perhaps. Jam it right in there and snap it. If the bar doesn't break it may allow you to pull the zit tie looser so you can slip the thing over your wrist and thumb bones to allow you to get free.

Preventative measures are the third way that will allow you to possibly get free.
Can you trick the would be kidnapper into zip tying you how you want to be tied?
"What's that Emma. Have a kidnapper zip tie me how I want to be tied? Nonsense"

Try to have the zip tie over some clothing. You should be able to pull the cloth back and allow yourself a couple of millimetres gap between your skin. If  you make fists as they zip it, making a fist pumps the forearm muscles up and gives a greater surface area when being ziptied. When unclenched their should be a gap between the tie and the skin.Will you be able to wriggle free now?

Here is a lint to the article. https://www.offgridweb.com/survival/escape-zip-tie-handcuffs/

Enjoy and happy bondage.
Emma x

Friday, 21 April 2017

Manfred Holz - www.surrealerotik.de - Artist/Sculptor

http://www.surrealerotik.de/biografie/

I recently befriended a very talented German sculptor and artist, Manfred Holz, on Fetlife.com.

His work is exquisite and very erotic in it's nature. He works in bronze, stone and ceramic.
I have linked his site to my blog in the hope you go to check his website out. I am sure you will agree.

What is not to love about an erotic Nun gracing your mantel piece, or the door handle of your dungeon Priapus himself would have been proud of.

If you are in the market for some erotic art, or even a custom work of art, then you will not go wrong having Manfred create it for you.

Emma xx

Saturday, 25 March 2017

Renee's Bondage Workshop, Monoglove vs. Pantyhose



I am sure there are several of you who have wondered about or wanted to try an armbinder or a single glove. Here is a youtube.com clip on using a pair of tights or pantyhose as an alternative.
One they are easier and cheaper to get and use and two they will be just as inescapable as the leather variety of arminder. Just use the extra leg to bind across the chest or around the elbows to make more secure.
Emma xx