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Emma

Sunday, 31 October 2010

Happy Halloween - Last pics for this year.

Hey there one and all.
So why the big deal about Halloween from me?
Well it's the ghosts and the ghouls I like. I love a good horror to scare the pants off me.

Also, when I was in Canada for a while as a kid, there was a big trick or treating thing I got into. It was so unlike here in the UK.
Over there it's a big fun thing everyone does, while the Brits just see it as an evening where the kids go and annoy the neighbours, begging for sweets.

I can see both sides. In Canada if there were no decorations up, we didn't knock at the door. Same can be said for the UK. We either embrace it or don't do it.
Kids, dress up and make an effort for the sweets, and then knock on the doors that have the pumpkins in the window or are decorated for the occasion.

I still love this time of year though, so have stocked up on some sweeties, and if a little witch or gruesome monster doesn't knock on the door, there is more chocolate for me to eat in bed tonight watching a horror DVD on the TV.

Emma x

PS If you want to trick me, may I suggest you do as the kids do in the first pics below, lol :-D







Saturday, 30 October 2010

10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween, But Aren't...

10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween, But Aren't...

1. So...What'd you get in the sack?

2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!

3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!

4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!

5. I got the best piece from that house.

6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!

7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling....

8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!

9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.

10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn't get my mouth around it!

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Bored with the usual scary face carved into the pumpkin?

You need to check out the following site:-
http:///5675052/pornkins-there-goes-the-neighborhood
Here are some adult pumpkins you can carve instead.













Friday, 29 October 2010

More Halloween jokes and a few pics.

Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men

1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet
you with a smile.
3. One usually makes a better pie.
4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!
5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another
face.
6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.
7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled
head to begin with.
8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.

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Question: Why don't witches ever have babies?
Answer: Warlocks have hollow weenies.

Question: Why can't Witches have babies?
Answer: Because their husbands have crystal balls

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Remember now, if you dont give enough sweeties to the kids, they may end up playing a naughty trick on you and leave you all tied up and gagged like in the pictures.
Obviously I am hoping to run out of chocs and stuff early this year :-D

Emma x

Thursday, 28 October 2010

Halloween joke and a cartoon.

A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...
when behind him he hears:
Bump... BUMP... BUMP...

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him faster and faster.
BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP...

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something; anything; but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup.
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

and,

The "coffin" stops.

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Hey the joke is so old, but I had to show it to you.

Emma x

Tuesday, 26 October 2010

More Witch Bondage - for Halloween




My sort of party, lol.


This poor Asian girl obviously didnt give little Johnny enough candy, so she had to suffer the trick part of "Trick Or Treat"

Joke of the day

So a sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are sitting around a campfire. The night starts to wane down and they get bored so the sadist pitches an idea: "Why don't we torture a cat?

The zoophile says "Yeah! we'll torture a cat and then fuck it!"

The murderer says "Yeah, we'll torture a cat, fuck it, then kill it!"

The necrophile says "Yeah, we'll torture a cat, fuck it, kill it, then fuck it again!"

The pyromaniac says "Yeah, we'll torture a cat, fuck it, kill it, fuck it again, and then set it on fire!"

Everyone then turns to the strangely quiet masochist, who looks at his feet and quietly says "meow".

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It was bad enough to bring a titter from my lips anyway.
Emma x

30 & 60 second hogtie



I came across this on keptinbondage.com and had to link it.
It shows two guys practicing hogties on the lovely Karina Santos.

Have fun trying to beat them at it.
Emma x


WWW.keptinbondage.com

Monday, 25 October 2010

Witch Pictures For Halloween- Damsels In A Heap Of Distress.

As its Halloween and we are going to get all the kids around trick or treating and giving them to much teeth rotting sweets and candy, we should also reflect on past traditions of how these things came about.

Witches were usually the wise old woman of the wood who knew about plants to cure ailments. When these sometimes didn't work, they were accused, mostly through jealousy and malice, of all the bad luck that befell a village. They were accused as witches.

Other times these women and some men too, were very poor, or mentally ill.
As medicines and charity were sparse in those days, they were called witches.

There is also evidence from symptoms written down at the time, and now modern day forensic scientists are analysing, to try to get to find the solution of why there were certain periods in the past when there seemed to be hysterical outbreaks of witchcraft.

These have been put down to damp harvests and the rye and wheat flour and other grasses they used to make bread, becoming mouldy, and thus hallucinogenic to the people that ate the bread.

One town in medieval France was very badly afflicted in this way, and there is also a possibility that this was the cause of the Salem witch trials in Massachusetts.

Now thats the history lesson over for the day children, (:-D), run along and enjoy the pictures attached of various damsels in differing "witchy" type distress and bondage.

Happy Bondage.
Emma x

ps Its all done by photoshop and no witches were harmed; so dont go around setting anyone on fire, please!







Sunday, 24 October 2010

Its Halloween almost . . .

It's that time of year I love. Autumn. When leaves turn different colours and the weather cools and nights grow long. Sitting around a real fire, telling ghost stories and watching the old classic horror films on DVD.

But all that hasn't stopped me browsing the web for those kinky pics of damsels in distress in Halloween guise, or for the unusual that may bring a titter to your lives.

I came across this "Gimp pumpkin" carving and thought it would bring a smile to you all.




There is also one for you Americans out there.
Where did you think your pumpkin pies come from?
Now I laughed my ass off on this one.
A pumpkin sitting on the John, reading a paper, while dumping into a pie case below. Cracking stuff.



Here is the site link, so go check it out if you want ideas for carving or shaping a pumpkin this Halloween.

http://www.extremepumpkins.com/gimp-pumpkin.html


Emma x

Monday, 4 October 2010

Gemma Arteton

I came across this in a WWW.Fetlife.com group I am in and it made interesting reading for me. Have a look and see.

"Gags... and the British actress.
by Silkhawk 2 days ago

I read in an interview on MSN News about 2 months ago with British actress Gemma Arterton(sic) (my new crush - kinky and otherwise) that the directors had her gagged in one scene but it wasn't tight enough. She could still talk through it, and this annoyed her. Now we all know what may be wrong here, many things of course, but to know she loves a good proper gagging just fills me right up to bursting point. She was complaining about their insincerity with the gagging scene. If you wish to google her she was last seen (ungagged) in Prince of Persia and Tamara Drew. She's very properly british and her accent alone (and this is from me, a fellow Englishman) is deeply soft and sexy you'd want to hear more of it unstifled... However, to hear it muffled and to hear her beg playfully not to be gagged with that soft sensual english accent... Ding Dong."

Well thanks to Silkhawk, this lady has now gone up in my esteem for realism in films. I guess you know my opinions that it isnt real bondage with out a nice big, thick gag of some sort. You want to get into the zone, so to speak, of your little bondage world and I guess Miss Arteton wanted to join us all.

Now imagine her dressed in the stockings and school girl outfit from Ronald Searles St Trinians, and add some rope and that gag she seems to want tied nice and tightly . . . mmmmmm
Every boys fantasy I bet.

Happy Bondage.
Emma x