Hey there. So have you already watched so many boring football games you want to pluck your eyes? Totally fed up of watching prima donnas that are unbelievably talented yet act like girls? (yep that would be you Cristiano Ronaldo!)
Need to get back to just playing the beautiful game rather than sitting on your arse drinking beer and falling asleep with the remote lodged in your bum crack . . .
Want to play it the way it should be played?