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Saturday, 29 May 2010

David Allan Coe - Whips and Things

Its not as amusing as some of the stuff from Kevin Bloody Wilson, but then again he's an Aussie lol. Heres a little ditty from David Allan Coe called Whips and Things.
It has a catchy little tune and is all about fetish, so here goes and I hope you like it.
Emma x

Tuesday, 18 May 2010

Wide Spreaderbar Upright Tie.

Well as its back to work time again for a few months, I am performing a glut of bondage to get it out of my system so to speak.

I woke up after dreaming of this tie. It was 2:30 am and I couldn't get back to sleep as I wanted to try it out at once.

As soon as Peter shut the front door to get off to work I was striping off my nightie and pulling the large spreader bar, a leather blindfold, clover nipple clamps and a ball gag, and the leather ankle cuffs from the bondage suitcase under the bed. I found the handcuffs in the bedside drawer but had to hunt around before I could find the key and the travel padlocks I would need.

I put on the ankle cuffs and before I locked the spreader bar to them I checked I had the right keys for them. Naked, I walked out of the bedroom and down the hall to the furthest bedroom. I opened the door and as it was a push inward door, I rested the keys on the door handle. I pushed the door and checked the keys would fall easily to the floor. Replacing them back on top of the door handle I walked back to our room. Kneeling down on the floor I padlocked the spreader bar to my ankle cuffs. This really splayed my legs apart. With a third padlock, I locked the centre link of the cuff chain to the centre screweye on the spreader bar.

I popped in my ballgag and tightened it really tight at the back of my neck. Pinching my nipples out I got a good bit of flesh and attached the nipple clamps just under the centre of them. (If you wear them, do this. Don't put them on the ends of the nipples as they damage the nipples.) Yep it hurts going on, then it went to a minute ache.

I slipped on the leather blindfold. It looks like a sleeping mask with a hole for the nose so that you cant rub it off easily. When that was on I quickly cuffed my hands behind my back to prevent me changing my mind and backing out.

Now it was the short wriggle to the other bedroom, knock the keys off the door, locate them and uncuff myself. Easy right. Well it wasn't as straight forward as that.

With my legs splayed so far apart I found it really difficult to shuffle my legs forward to make any headway. I tried to push at the same time with my hands but the cuff chain didn't really give me a lot of room to push with. Bumping out of my bedroom after what seemed ages, I needed a better way to move. My wrists were really hurting and the cuffs were on loosely. It was the rubbing on the bone by the thumb that was making me sore.

I was breathing heavy by this time. I decided that if I could gently lean forward crouching my body up, I could place my forehead onto the floor to use as a guide to help me steer, and also as a feeler to locate the keys.

This position allowed me to use only my legs now to move, so spared me a bit of grief with the wrists. As I was now moving faster, (can you call a few inches fast?),
the chain started swaying a lot on the nipple clamps. Now these pesky clover clamps, when they pull and swing, tighten fractionally. Sore breasts or sore wrists? It turned out to be both I am afraid.

Anyway I got to the other side of the hall, and gently edged into the open door with the keys on the door handle. They didn't drop, so I gave the door a bit of a harder push. It turned out to be a little bit to hard. I heard the keys drop and bounce. So I was wriggling my hands along the floor feeling for them, while also patting my head on the floor. This took bloody ages and I admit my defeat. The pain in my wrists due to the cuffs, and with my nipples seeming on fire, I forced my head as far between my legs as I could and managed to hook a finger on the blindfold and pull it down. I could just about see over the top of it, and to my surprise, the keys had been inches from my hands all along. Really frustrated with myself I backed up over them and quickly uncuffed myself.

I gently pulled off the clamps and grimaced in pain as the blood came back to my breasts. I sat there for a good few minutes while my legs stopped shaking. I was breathing as heavy as a 90 year old man on Viagra shagging a $2000 hooker.

There was drool dribbling all over my chin, all over my breasts and all over the carpet. Leaving the gag in I walked unsteadily to the bathroom. Plonking myself in the tub to wash away the aches. I had only been cuffed like that for 40 minutes and yet it had felt twice that. I removed the gag which was all slimy with saliva and gave it a good wash in the hot water. It was the longer duration than expected, that accounted for the pain in my nipples. I shouldn't have had them on for longer than 10-15 minutes.

Will I do this one again. You bet I will. I'll just add a small length of chain a few inches long and cuff the spreader bar and the cuffs to that. It will make moving forward a little easier to bear.

Happy bondage.
Emma x

Friday, 14 May 2010

My most restrictive tie yet . . . .Self Bondage Ball Tie

Well its back to work time for me so I am trying as many self bondage ties as I can to write about, so I can schedule them over the next few weeks when I may be to busy to indulge.

So what is my most restrictive tie you ask?
Funnily enough it follows on from that selfbondage ball tie and video clip I posted a few days ago. I thought I would up the anti and add more ropes (well in this case I used the self closing baggage straps I have), a gag and vibrating egg held in by a crotch rope to help me while away the time.

First I had to get all the stuff I would need and have it very close to hand. I heeded the warnings with this tie. I actually believed the hype that I wouldn't be able to move more than millimetres. Usually I am sceptical unless I have tried it.

First up was my vibrating egg and the battery controller - I really have to get a remote control egg. The amount of toys that are wireless these days. Isn't technology wonderful ;-))

With this inserted, and a crotch rope tied off so I couldn't push the thing out again. I was ready to commence the tying process.

I strapped up my ankles and then loosely strapped above my knees.
Okay, you got me. I didn't have my knees loose. They were nice and snug at first. I tightened the knees, but when I moved into the ball position, it pinched so had to ease it off a little.

I slipped a rope slipknot over the ankles which cinched them, and left the end also in a slipknot for somewhere to put the wrist strap so my wrists could be cinched later on.

Next up was another strap that I circled my upper body with. I looped around the arm, the chest then the other arm so as I tightened this strap, it pulled my upper arms to my sides. (Sort of like this oOo)

I got onto my knees and placed the strap under my knees and around under my arms over my back and then tightened this. It drew my torso down to my knees, with a few inches of space I used the excess overlap on the strap to cinch the knees closer to the chest and I was feeling really stuck.

I popped in the ball gag and fastened it tightly behind my neck. Then I put my wrist through the wrist strap. I inserted the loop into the cinch slip knot, turned on the vibrating egg and quickly placed the other wrist into the loop and yanked the slipknot tight.

So I am kneeling on the floor looking at the patterned carpet and enjoying the tingle of the egg in my sex. Now here is where it all gets interesting. You want to inch forward. Every other tie has allowed me some movement even in a restricted capacity, unless I was tied to something else.

I couldn't move. I could move my wrists about a few inches, but everything else stayed where it was. You really cant shuffle your knees at all. I decided it may be easier on my side. So I eased myself over on the carpet.

Now when you kneel down you feel all squashed up. Over on my side I saw the strap creating my balled body stretch a bit. It also felt a little less restrictive. This ball tie and not being able to move is all rubbish I thought, until I tried to struggle. Yet again I moved about two millimetres on the carpet.

Then it hit me that If someone were to tie me up properly, cinching it all tight. Pulling my ankles in really tight, attaching them to the wrist tie. Cinching my chest to my knees a few centimetres more. There would be zero movement. As it was there was absolutely no escape from this tie.

I was actually a little afraid doing this tie. Usually it is the hope of escape in bondage that I like. Even after an orgasm from the egg, I still felt defeated. Vanquished. A prisoner at the whim of somebody else with absolutely no way out of the predicament.

So how did I get out?

If you use an ice release method holding some shears or the cuff key, you will have to be pretty accurate where they fall IE directly to your hands. You really can only move millimetres and you go nowhere when you fall over onto your side.

I attached a blunt folding penknife to a long piece of string which I tied to the slipknot rope. Eventually I pulled in the knife opened it up and I cut the slipknot. Then I wriggled my wrists free and released myself.

I wasnt taking any chances with this one.

Happy bondage.
Emma x

Tuesday, 11 May 2010

The Bondage Workshop - Simple Self Bondage Ball Tie

Here is a simple self bondage ball tie I came across.

Get two lengths of rope and form two loops. These are placed on the thighs.
Tie your ankles together.
Get your chosen form of hand restraint ready. Here it is an ankle tie with a slip knot cord to a wrist loop, which the slip knot cinches.
Apply your gags,blindfolds, vibrators or the like now.
Have your escape method very near to hand.
Try some scissors frozen shut, or the handcuff key frozen in ice, but still tied to your cuff chain. Pulling on the string pulls the key to you for release.

Put your arms into the thigh loops so your chest and thighs are touching.

Get a hold of the wrist loops and place into the slip knot. Next wriggle a hand either side of the slip knot and pull tight and engoy the bondage.
Alternatively handcuff your wrists behind you. Tying the ankle rope to the centre of the cuff chain will give you a similar experience to that of the rope tie. Just remember the cuffs can bite hard into the skin so use double locking cuffs and or a bit of padding around the wrists.

I actually tried this and it pinches your skin in the triceps area. Still anything to tone up those flabby batwings on the upper arm lol.

Be carefull as you wont be able to move around a lot. I attached a blunt foldup penknife on a bit of string to the hogtie rope so there was a way out.

Happy bondage.

The Bondage Workshop - Self Bondage Ball Tie Videolink to

The video link does work. Just click on the play arrow to see it.
Emma x

Monday, 10 May 2010

Self Bondage Poll Summary

Thanks again for voting on my self bondage poll. As it's finished I thought I would sum up the results.

You are all male apart from me lol.
It added to my theory that its the guys that like to be tied up. Why? I cant really get a handle on it, but I am still working on it.

Vast majority that tried it either tried it as a kid, or are still practicing.
The hardcore, approx 20% of you, do it weekly. While approx 50% will try it over the year. I was in the monthly section on this one.

60% of you have never been caught at it. Of those that never participated in a self bondage act, the reason was more from not having the free time or the house to themselves. But a good few of you are ashamed about it, as if its a nasty kinky act.
Well the reason for the blog is my hope of bringing bondage mainstream, and to have a bit of fun in the bedroom, because I see it as a way to enhance the love making.

Now the surprising factor for me was, of all the guys that practice self bondage and used toys, almost 50% used a butt plug. Well I was in that group too, but as the lowly female, I wasn't affecting the % all that much lol. The only reason I mentioning this is because of the stigma attached to it.

If you stuff a vibrating Rabbit up a girls fanny and then slip another dildo up her arse (if she is into anal), you guys dont see anything wrong with this. And there isnt if its consenting.

But for a guy to admit he put a vibe up his poopshoot, to other guys he becomes a gay fag! Well that's just a load of bull. It's all because we have been brainwashed that it is all wrong, dirty and unnatural. For those that haven't tried it, have your girl lube up your backdoor and set her the task of finding that prostate of yours. You wont know what the hell hit you when she makes you come.

I wasn't surprised that half of you dressed in women's clothing. Now I am not saying anyones a cross dresser. I was told it was the feel of silk knickers, the few that contacted me liked. Just make sure they are nicely washed and placed back in the drawer when you have used them. I am pretty sure your gals will be cheesed off to find a nasty stain on her lovely undies that she was planing to wear.

I was also one of the few that weren't satisfied with self bondage although I do it a fair bit. Approx 20% of you I gather, either never got off on it, or more than likely just wanted partners to play with them. That was my reason.

Approx 70% of us use rope. I like rope as I mentioned before. Its a little more stretchy than those pesky rigid handcuffs and chains that dig unforgiving into soft tender flesh. Others included scarfs and cable ties, but a few adventurous sole tried a bit of self mummification with that clingfilm roll in the kitchen drawer.
Of course the majority went for the Gag and blindfold combination when the truss themselves up.
Well bondage just isnt bondage with out a gag is it :-))

Happy bondage.
Emma x

Thursday, 6 May 2010

Election day.

Gday one and all out there in Bondageland.

Hope you haven't been to down, what with all the political rubbish going on at the moment. The campaigning will soon be over and the politicians can all get back to fucking up the country again, claiming extortionate expenses, and resuming shagging their rent boys or mistresses. Then we may be able to get some decent TV programmes back on the box!

That reminds me I haven't had a chat to my friend Madam U. for a while. (Check out her link on the "Blogs I Read" down the side, here.)

She has her own dungeon, you see. What with all the Tory bigwigs running around the countryside, I guess they may be missing out on the "spanked bottom" treatment these public schoolboys love so much.
These days the Liberal and the Labour candidates are more than likely to be customers too, as they also attended the upper class toff schools but try so hard to deny it. Come on you lot just come out and admit it!

Now speaking of coming out, I would like to think that you can escape just long enough to make it down the polling stations and cast your vote.
I have to emphasise that turnouts are really low in this country.

You cant sit around on your arses letting just 40-50% of the voting public make the decisions. If you don't vote then you don't have a say, and abstaining wont cut it as these politicians are still going to be elected!

Yep! If the population doesn't turn out, then these politicians will still vote for themselves and get in that way anyway! Just because you don't get off your backsides, they will and shoe themselves in that way, if you don't vote for who you want.

So who to vote for!?!?

Even if they all have manifestos you hate, vote for the person who has the most going for what you do want to see.

My personal thoughts on it all. The economy is screwed as there is a £700 billion hole the UK government has borrowed. That's approx £167 billion per year for the last 5 years. My jobs have always been in accounting, so anyone running their businesses,would have been bankrupt long ago if they did that!

There are more criminals on the streets as the current government told the Law Judges they have to reduce the sentencing due to prison over crowding. Now it takes a long while to build some prisons, but I don't hear of any new ones that were finished and put in use in the last 13 years.

Schools are turning out geniuses as everyone now has 10 grade A* GCSEs, but try holding a conversation with the kids and they are all "Know what I mean. Innit"
It is just painful on the ears sometimes.
And DON'T ask them to write you an email, as they all think they can write to you in mobile text speak. "U NO WAT I MN."
C wat I mn. Sorry! You see what I mean. I am complaining about the education too.
These young kids at first appear more mature (well compared to me at that age); yet there is something lacking to make them well rounded. They all seem to want to be TV X factor hasbeens with Andy Warhol's 15 mins of fame (not sure they know who he was though!), or footballers.
Everything they want they get now days with out having to work at it for any of the rewards. I have seen graduates come into an office and refuse to do their filing because its beneath them! Secretaries do it. Well no they don't. So how do we tell them all to "get real".

Banks made all the toxic Mortgage loan bonds, from shear greed, and sold these on.
The banks had to guarantee the interest on the bonds. Now the interest they collect from home loan defaulters was nil. Result - banking meltdown.
Bonds crashed, the banking system was on the brink and the government had to step in to support it all.

Bankers were to get penalised. City fat cats were to pay more tax on bonus. Up to 90%in some cases,and the banks were to pay those loans back as fast as they could.
But did they? Nope. Banks were giving billions of pounds of bonuses to themselves. They still have to pay back the government loans. That's tax money you paid.
They have a good time while we sit inside around a candle for warmth over the winter because we couldn't afford the heating bills. When it got really cold and started snowing, that's when we lit the candle. Brrrr!

Me. It's time for a change. Be it Independent, Conservative or those pesky Liberals; I will make my mind up when I get down the polling station in a few hours.
For me, it is bye bye Mr Brown. Good riddance to all your corrupt,lying,cheating party, who for the majority that escaped the criminal justice unlike we would have, should be locked up.

Happy voting.
Emma x

Wednesday, 5 May 2010

The Bondage Workshop - Selfbondage Release - Balloons

the video works so click on play

The Bondage Workshop - Self Bondage Tips & Techniques - Balloons

Gday all.
I was trawling the internet a few days ago and I saw a lovely little video I will try to link for you. The girl was in some form of bondage or other and all around the floor there were these blown up balloons. The cuff keys were hidden in one of the balloons and she had to struggle around the room popping the balloons to gain her freedom. Genius situation. I may consider a trip to the party shop and buy some and give it a try.

Happy Bondage
Emma x