Wednesday, 29 July 2009
Hi there to all of you out there in Bondageland.
I found this fantastic picture in Flikr in Yahoo, and had to link it. I believe it comes from a Taboo magazine shoot for those that may want to get the magazine.
Everyone looks like they are having a lot of fun, and that is what bondage should be all about.
Wednesday, 22 July 2009
Tuesday, 14 July 2009
Well I have been writing about how to please or tease both men and women while they are all tied up, and I got onto butt plugs. Well never having tried one before, but also not being an anal virgin either, I thought I would psych myself up and go buy one to try, if I could first get over my memories of one of my first and last anal sex encounters.
When I had anal sex before it was a long time ago with a Brazilian guy who was one of the house mates when I used to live in Paddington, London. When the Aussies and Kiwis get rooms in a place they are stopping over to work in, it becomes a glorified crash pad for anyone and his mate. We took all and sundry at our place.
There may be one or two people on the lease. But believe me, you landlords out there would have a hissy fit if you could see your precious apartments having every room turned into a bedroom with sleeping bags and mattresses replacing all the furniture.
With every room being turned into a bedroom, mostly men and women sharing the same space you get intimate sometimes. So there I was, sharing a few funny cigarettes that Jacquie Smith the politician would whole heartedly approve of, and drinking lots of booze with some of the guys.
We eventually get down to some rumpy pumpy that is more in keeping with the sort of stuff Jacquie Smith's husband would approve of, alas we didn't film it!
So while I am having doggy sex and having a good time, the big sod decides to shove it in my ass. And yes he really was a big sod. It must have been 9 or 10 inches long. Well that sort of surprise made me all tense, and being unlubed, my poor bottom took a horrid pounding. Needless to say was quite sore afterwards. That experience has never really gone away. It was more a rape of my bottom really, as I didn't really want to have sex that way but carried on regardless. Stupid I know.
So back to my new toy. I bought a nice little one.
It is a nice pretty pink colour, about 5 inches long including the flared base of 1 inch, so that leaves a very pleasant and reasonable 4 inches to insert.
It has an on off button on the base of it, but also a keyring type fob that can be used to turn it on and off too.
It will be great if I want Peter to tie me up with it in, so he can have the controls to tease me. Or if I want to play self bondage games, when I cant reach the
fob so shut it off in the throes of Ecstasy.
With a bit of trepidation I ripped open the package and went up to the bathroom to have a play. Well it was botty sex, so thought I would be near the toilet in case there were any accidents!
With a very big squirt of KY, I gingerly tried to insert it. At first I was a bit tense so tried to relax and just push it in slowly but firmly. I was ready to stop if it hurt, but was amazed that it was already all the way in. It went in so easily and although it felt what I have to say as alien. It was not unpleasant.
I believe when you do anything that is strange to you, you have to want to give things a try to succeed at doing them.
There is all the hang up about it being dirty - It wasn't.
A man, having anal sex. It will emasculate you - Total rubbish. Nothing better than letting your girl put a finger up there and play with your prostate. You will have an unbelievable orgasm, so have the tissues ready.
Then there are the people that say having anal sex will ruin your muscles and you will leek poo everywhere. Well your anal muscles expand and contract when you have a poo. That is all muscle control. Now there may be a little truth in this, but doesn't it depend on how fit you are? I think so. I don't mean all buff and muscle bound here, I mean I wouldn't expect an incontinent person to try this just in case.
Since then, I have gone for walks with it in with no adverse effects. The longest I have had it in for about an hour or so. Everyone else maybe, give it a try just once in your life. I ran my batteries out on the first try.
Jennifer Ellison in The Cottage - These bloopers are hilarious
This is a very funny clip of Jennifer Ellison being kidnapped and held hostage for ransom. The two halfwit kednappers dont know what hit them.
Saturday, 11 July 2009
Monday, 6 July 2009
Sunday, 5 July 2009
Friday, 3 July 2009
Make two loops out of the center of the 2-foot piece of rope.
Pull one of the loops you made in the rope through the other loop. This will put a small not in the middle of the rope and will form the two cuff portions of the hand cuffs.
Tell your friend or volunteer to slide their hands into the two loops. Once their hands are in the loops, pull the extra rope to tighten the cuffs around their hands.
Tie the left over rope in a tight knot until all of the rope is used. The volunteer will be handcuffed and unable to untie the knots or to remove his hands from the cuffs.
Start off with the right kind and right amount of rope. You should use a rope similar to climbing rope as this rope can be tied very tightly around a person's wrists. Roughly 3 feet of rope should suffice when making rope handcuffs.
Grab the rope at the middle with your index fingers, middle fingers and thumb. Using these three fingers will make twisting the rope easier.
Move about 3 to 4 inches down both sides of the rope. This is where you will begin to make your rope handcuffs.
Bend your wrists upward while holding the rope to create two ovals in the rope. These ovals should be big enough to fit an adult male wrist. You can eyeball it and increase or decrease the size of the ovals based upon your particular needs.
Bring the two ovals together so that one side of one oval is overlapping one side of the other oval. In other words, the right side of the oval in your left hand should be on top of the left side of the oval in your right hand (or vice versa if you wish).
Pull the oval that is resting on top over the other oval. When you do this, you should still be holding both of the ovals with both hands. This will create a knot in the center of the rope while keeping your two ovals intact. Pull the ovals tightly to create a secure knot. You should now notice that the ovals have increased and look more like "dog ears."
Ask a partner to stand in front of you with his hands behind his back.
Place the left dog ear around his left wrist and the right dog ear around his right wrist. Pull on either side of the rope once you do this to make sure the knot in the center of the rope is tight and secure.
Tie two additional knots above the original knot. You will be using the remaining part of rope that is hanging down below the person's hands. Again, you should tie these knots very tightly so that they can only be undone by you.